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  • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

    Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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    They also came for frozen potatoes

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    • don@lemmy.caD [email protected]

      My spring rolls, my choice.

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      Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...

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        Other people in the restaurant?

        Me asking the delivery person to "feed" them to me?

        One too many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

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          First they came for the spring rolls...

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          And I said "Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!"

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          • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

            They also came for frozen potatoes

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            NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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            • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

              Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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              Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                  Just .... just don't double dip

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                    What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

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                      First they came for the spring rolls...

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                      Then I came for the spring rolls

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                        Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                          Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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                            Nobody:

                            Doctors: don’t

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                            • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                              Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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                              You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

                              Way ahead of you.

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                                First they came for the spring rolls...

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                                And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll

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                                  How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

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                                    What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

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                                      There go my weekend plans

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                                        Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.

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                                          You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.

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