PSA
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Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
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Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
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Just .... just don't double dip
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What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.
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First they came for the spring rolls...
Then I came for the spring rolls
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Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
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Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?
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Nobody:
Doctors: don’t
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Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
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First they came for the spring rolls...
And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll
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How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
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What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?
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There go my weekend plans
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Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
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You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
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You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it's fine. It's digestible so you'll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
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Awww, puts them back in the fridge
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Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...
**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
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Are egg rolls still fair game though?
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Welp, there go my weekend plans
