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    First they came for the spring rolls...

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    Then I came for the spring rolls

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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      Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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        Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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          Nobody:

          Doctors: don’t

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          • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

            Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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            You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

            Way ahead of you.

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              First they came for the spring rolls...

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              And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll

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                How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

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                  What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

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                    There go my weekend plans

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                      Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                        You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.

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                          You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.

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                          Nah, it's fine. It's digestible so you'll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.

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                            Awww, puts them back in the fridge

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                              Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...

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                              💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢

                              (Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)

                              [DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]

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                                Are egg rolls still fair game though?

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                                  Welp, there go my weekend plans

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                                  • don@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                                    💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢

                                    (Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)

                                    [DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]

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                                    [the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]

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                                      What about lumpia? Asking for a friend

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                                        Sellouts.

                                        MAHA says veggies are important.

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                                        • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                          What is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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                                          Get your hands off my penis anus!

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