PSA
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Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
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You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
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You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it's fine. It's digestible so you'll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
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Awww, puts them back in the fridge
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Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...
**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
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Are egg rolls still fair game though?
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Welp, there go my weekend plans
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**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
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What about lumpia? Asking for a friend
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Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
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What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?Get your hands off my
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[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
[APPLAUSE]
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What about egg rolls?
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IT IS MY RIGHT!
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What about egg rolls?
That's okay
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Funniest meme of the day.
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That's okay
Frozen? Or no?
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The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that's ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that's still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you're worrying about whether your boyfriend's penis has a flared base and you can't find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you're in the clear.
If you're worried that this advice doesn't apply simply because you don't have a boyfriend, there's an app for that.
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Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
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How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there
Where's the fun in that?
