New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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Can't believe they're making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.
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I don't want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
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Isn't that what Reddit does already?
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
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Drink more water and eat more fiber. That's it.
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What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.
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Using logarithms rather than algorithms.
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Poop jokes and big tech's data hunger aside, this seems to me one of the more useful applications of AI: Checking for early signs of medical problems.
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
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When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit
Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
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I thought Withings already sold something that did that
But it's piss
And it's not out yet
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Isn't that Smart Pipe?
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Fuck outta here.
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Analysis …
You should eat more fiber. You wipe too hard but somehow also not enough? You sat 23.64 minutes longer than required, you’re at risk for a hemorrhoid. You have a 22.5% chance of acquiring cancer.
There’s protein in the specimen. I caught a glimpse of the images displayed on your phone. Disregard previous assessment, why did you acquire me when you already provide such thorough analysis?
You have 4 more Throne(tm) iCUPs remaining. Ordering more for you now. Rent is due on the 5th and you no longer have the funds available to pay. Stop killing kittens and go get a third job.
This analysis concluded, brought to you by Bridgefjord smoked beef jerky.
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Pretty much what AI already was doing on the internet.
No no. It's regurgitating shit on the internet.
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Poop jokes and big tech's data hunger aside, this seems to me one of the more useful applications of AI: Checking for early signs of medical problems.
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