New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI
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Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"
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I'm honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
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Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
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Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.
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Smart pipe?
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I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I'm sure all the analysis can be done locally
How will line go up then? Tech isn't cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US 🫠
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Smart pipe?
They just need to find their own Scout Condor and they'll have everyone checking the nitrates in their stool.
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I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .
It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.
This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)
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Smart pipe?
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Based out of — where else — Austin, Throne is a bold new startup leveraging AI to revolutionize the way we interact with our toilet.
Am I out if the loop on poop jokes and Austin?
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Ahh, Perry the Platypus, you're just in time to see my new Turdinator-inator!
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Will the toilet refuse to flush without a subscription?
It's out of magenta.
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How will line go up then? Tech isn't cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US 🫠
This isnt complicated tech. should be pretty easy for some poop enthusiast to hack up an open source version.
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Smart pipe
Oh, and it’s also the only technology to be a registered sex offender.
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It's out of magenta.
Weird. I see lots of red
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I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.
