Who dares disturb my liver?

[diemartin@sh.itjust.works]

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[jomiran@lemmy.ml]

kneel before the father confessor.

[over_clox@lemmy.world]

I would grade this paper an A+, but I have to deduct 10 points.

You forgot tally whacker

[tiramichu@sh.itjust.works]

Gaying instrument

[rudee@lemmy.ml]

Are those the years when the term was used, or like, a score?

[monster96@lemmy.world]

So when I was called a cutie patootie they were calling me a dick? Hm, makes sense now

[horni@lemmy.world]

Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.

[sundray@lemmus.org]

[bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de]

[simulation6@sopuli.xyz]

These are all British, aren’t they?

[ryannathans@aussie.zone]

Patootie seems to be defined as a girlfriend, OP makes no sense

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Welp, there's the monthly mention of the underwater Smurfs...

I'm surprised no one has tried to reboot them yet.

[halvar@lemy.lol]

master of ceremonies and ambassador are my favourite

[sundray@lemmus.org]

Surely you mean “re-snork “?

[runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Technically they were calling you a cute dick.

[jackcooper@lemmy.world]

These are 100% British. No chance theres any US or Aussie or what have you

[froh42@lemmy.world]

And is Long John Thomas a word?

[fibojoly@sh.itjust.works]

Ooh, so apparently these are in Green's Dictionary of Slang!
And although they are mostly British, the dictionary is not limited to UK English.
And it's got quotes! The one for kicky-wicky is Shakespeare, love it!

[fibojoly@sh.itjust.works]

That was my feeling as well, but at least the patootie one is US slang.

[iww4@lemmy.zip]

.. Man you Brit’s are kinda weird…