NatSec Advisor Says Elon Musk Is Probing Major Security Leak: ‘We Have the Best Technical Minds Looking at How This Happened’
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The firehose of horseshit has been a hallmark of conservatives everywhere for like 2 decades. It's already their normal.
It's a feature, not a bug.
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Holy shit this isn't a technical problem it's a problem of them all blatantly ignoring any and all security standards. "Oh this Signal thing says it is encrypted, let's use that."
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Waltz said not to worry because Elon Musk is on the case
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Elon Musk Is Probing Major Security Leak: ‘We Have the Best Technical Minds Looking at How This Happened’
That's right on the level of "True is False" on the Oxymoron scale.
I think what they mean is that, technically, Musk has a mind.
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"We ordered the chief pimp to investigate the sex scandal." Sure, what could go wrong?
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Oh good grief
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[That Star Wars meme]
Anakin: It's embarrassing how our plan for genocide leaked.
Leia: You're embarrassed about the genocide, right?
Anakin: ...
Leia: ...
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Waltz admitted to doing it. They admitted to using a fucking app over established communications to avoid being on the record. That's your investigation. Luckily it's so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.
They admitted to using a fucking app over established communications to avoid being on the record
January 20, 2025, Inauguration Day:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/01/president-trumps-america-first-priorities/
President Trump’s America First Priorities
DRAIN THE SWAMP
President Trump is taking swift action to end the weaponization of government against political rivals and ordering all document retention as required by law.
March 11, 2025. Jeffrey Goldberg receives chat group invitation for Cabinet-level officials for planning attack on Yemen.
I see that top Trump priorities on swamp-draining lasted --- assuming, perhaps generously, that this was the first such incident, almost seven weeks.
Well, okay. I don't know about the weaponization of government against political rivals. I seem to recall what looked like rather a lot of that, actually. But at least the document retention.
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Hahahahhahaha
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[That Star Wars meme]
Anakin: It's embarrassing how our plan for genocide leaked.
Leia: You're embarrassed about the genocide, right?
Anakin: ...
Leia: ...
Padme, not Leia, but yeah.
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'The best technical minds', It happened because they are morons.
Yes and also the biggest balls president musk and governor krasnov have ever seen. And his dick almost as big as Arnold Palmer’s
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Inb4 the government now uses X Secure Messaging.
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Best Technical Mids <> Elon Musk
Pick one.
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"How did this happen!?"
Your leaders are absolute fucking morons, that's how. There really isn't anything to actually investigate here.
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It just gets better
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'The best technical minds', It happened because they are morons.
the ones that wont be hirable any reputable employer in tech
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You don't need a technical mind to find an error with terminally stupid and incompetent users.
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You don't need a technical mind to find an error with terminally stupid and incompetent users.
But you might need one to create a way of covering up that incompetence
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Noooo...
Anyone but the best technical minds... They don't have anything better to do? -
"You've been added by Michael Waltz"
Even if we pretend Musk and his group of children aren't incompetent, this isn't hard.
