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      They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

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        God, I'm so sick of coding. Please. Bring it.

        As of right now though? 5-6 years fie the basics

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          God, I'm so sick of coding. Please. Bring it.

          As of right now though? 5-6 years fie the basics

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          Well, it won't come if everybody keeps pushing all the money in the world¹ into LLMs.

          1 - Almost literally.

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            They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

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            A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

            We do need a little more time, though. And money.

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              I'm pleased to report that all those other promised utopia frameworks turned out perfect, and aren't in any way still a huge daily pain in the ass. I expect no less from this time around. Computers are finally smart. It's great.

              It's the AI that is prone to delusions, or was that just me?

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                A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

                We do need a little more time, though. And money.

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                Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

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                  They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

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                  Just one more datacenter, bro!

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                    God, I'm so sick of coding. Please. Bring it.

                    As of right now though? 5-6 years fie the basics

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                    Please exit the job market and let people who want to code make money

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                      I won't be surprised if AI ends up so expensive that they will cost more than actual developers. But as experience has shown, C-Suites prefer expensive and bloated tech than providing developers autonomy, good salaries and good career plans. They see us just as rebellious cogs in the machine.

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                        Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

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                        Everyone complains about water consumption, energy use, and pollution of the ai yet fail to compare the use to its human counterparts

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                          Please exit the job market and let people who want to code make money

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                          Yeah. I love programming. Donate your job to nerds like me, but who need a job.

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                            Everyone complains about water consumption, energy use, and pollution of the ai yet fail to compare the use to its human counterparts

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                            If you want me to list the myriad ways that I want humanity to use less water, I can. This just happens to be top of the list because it has no fucking value at all and is expected to use even more than the others.

                            I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say here, other than you use chatgpt and want to stan for it. Ask it to compare the water use to human counterparts, whatever you mean by that. Or really, don’t because the water that would waste is certainly not worth it.

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                              If you want me to list the myriad ways that I want humanity to use less water, I can. This just happens to be top of the list because it has no fucking value at all and is expected to use even more than the others.

                              I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say here, other than you use chatgpt and want to stan for it. Ask it to compare the water use to human counterparts, whatever you mean by that. Or really, don’t because the water that would waste is certainly not worth it.

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                              No I just want less people and less a.i. lol

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                                No I just want less people and less a.i. lol

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                                Oh, haha, carry on then.

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                                  Please exit the job market and let people who want to code make money

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                                  This is another fine example of where assumptions get you no where on the internet. My job isn't coding but it requires knowing to do it well. If I exit the job market, as per your request, I cannot be replaced by a coder. Believe it or not, most jobs that require a coding skillset are not about coding. Crazy, right? 😲

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                                    This is another fine example of where assumptions get you no where on the internet. My job isn't coding but it requires knowing to do it well. If I exit the job market, as per your request, I cannot be replaced by a coder. Believe it or not, most jobs that require a coding skillset are not about coding. Crazy, right? 😲

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                                    "assumptions"? Maybe consider how "I'm so sick of coding" implies you're doing coding? I'm so sick of driving, oh no somebody 'assumed' I'm a driver instead of a mechanic. Believe it or not, most people 'assume' something when you use sentences that imply it. CrAZy, riGhT? 😲

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                                      This is another fine example of where assumptions get you no where on the internet. My job isn't coding but it requires knowing to do it well. If I exit the job market, as per your request, I cannot be replaced by a coder. Believe it or not, most jobs that require a coding skillset are not about coding. Crazy, right? 😲

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                                      lol what a douche.

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                                        "assumptions"? Maybe consider how "I'm so sick of coding" implies you're doing coding? I'm so sick of driving, oh no somebody 'assumed' I'm a driver instead of a mechanic. Believe it or not, most people 'assume' something when you use sentences that imply it. CrAZy, riGhT? 😲

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                                        They said they are doing some coding at their non-coding job. It would be good if AI could replace amateur programmers, it would make better code and take a load off the workers

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                                          Please exit the job market and let people who want to code make money

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                                          I'm not a coder, but my job requires a bunch of menial, boring coding. I do numerical simulations. After mathematically understanding the numerical method, it's basically half a step above data entry. There's also a bunch of legacy fortran code I have to build on that has zero documentation and three letter variables. This would be one of the few actually good applications of text generating machine learning imo.

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