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    Wait, I thought it is for left- and right handed people?

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    • dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD [email protected]

      Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

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      Wasn't lead paint enough? Now we have lead tampons smh

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        My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.

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          These are tampax ear protection plugs 😄

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          • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            Alcove in blue. It didn't extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.

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            Why is she filled with corn? Is she American?

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              why Eddy

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                Why is she filled with corn? Is she American?

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                That is adipose tissue (body fat)

                So yes, she's American

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                  How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.

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                    The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn't know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don't recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

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                      The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn't know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don't recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

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                      What was your girlfriend's reaction?

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                        What was your girlfriend's reaction?

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                        She maybe looked offended or confused for about two seconds before she realized I just had no idea what I was doing lol. She told her mom and two sisters who all got a good laugh over it too. She was also rather busty but otherwise short and and kind of petite. I got her a T-shirt as a gift early in our relationship. I'm about 5" 11 and she was about 5" 3. I wear large or medium shirts. So I figured she must wear small to medium. I think I picked a small for her. As soon as she saw it she just started laughing and asked how she was supposed to get her boobs in there. I was hopeless in my teens haha.

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                          Women don't pee. No balls.

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                          No they pee, they just can't store it. That's why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.

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                            I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

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                              She maybe looked offended or confused for about two seconds before she realized I just had no idea what I was doing lol. She told her mom and two sisters who all got a good laugh over it too. She was also rather busty but otherwise short and and kind of petite. I got her a T-shirt as a gift early in our relationship. I'm about 5" 11 and she was about 5" 3. I wear large or medium shirts. So I figured she must wear small to medium. I think I picked a small for her. As soon as she saw it she just started laughing and asked how she was supposed to get her boobs in there. I was hopeless in my teens haha.

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                              My older brother never had sex-ed, thought periods came out of theirs asses. So you are doing better than him.

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                              • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                                My guess is there may also be an H, for Light, Regular and Heavy flow. Besides size its what they are usually designed for.

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                                You're not wrong, but they call it Super instead of Heavy for some reason. You can get L, R, S, and S+ tampons.

                                At my worst I was flowing over a S+ in under an hour, but that's not okay and I've got health problems that are causing it. They're supposed to last around four hours, and you can't leave them in for more than eight hours or you run infection risks. They can be painful coming out dry, so if you've got a lighter flow, you'll want a lower absorbancy so they're nice and juicy coming out.

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                                  Left hand and right hand insertation 🙂

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                                    The first time I bought tampons and pads for a girlfriend I was about 19 and didn't know there were different sizes so I just grabbed the first package I saw. I don't recall what it was labeled but it was the kind that women typically get right after giving birth haha.

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                                    When I bought some for my partner I was also sent with a list of snacks to buy. I did a much better job at getting the snacks but at least the pads were usable so I could have done worse

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                                    • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      Alcove in blue. It didn't extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.

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                                      That little guy palming the ovary is cute af

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                                        I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

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                                        I don't think ducks typically use tampons.

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                                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                                          Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it's congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don't fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.

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