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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

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  • dandomrude@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    Is this satire? I really can't tell anymore...

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    It's frantic back stepping

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      What he famously wrote "covfefe" what was that supposed to be?

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      Coffee, but in a Russian accent

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        So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American "teachers" you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

        Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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        He's basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)

        Not to mention he's backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence

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          You didn't even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn't write this.

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          Right? He doesn't even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn't a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

          So if this isn't AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

          Sidenote: wouldn't be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they've received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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            Right? He doesn't even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn't a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

            So if this isn't AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

            Sidenote: wouldn't be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they've received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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            If the post was made by AI, wouldn't it be...better? Unless it was prompted to write in this "style."

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              Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣

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              • S [email protected]

                You didn't even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn't write this.

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                I think that an AI would've done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

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                  Also, we will jail all political opponents.

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                    If the post was made by AI, wouldn't it be...better? Unless it was prompted to write in this "style."

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                    Definitely it's best attempt to match Donald trump.

                    Well, its best given the shitty prompt I'm sure it was given. "Be Donald trump, but make sure you're understandable and don't start unnecessary fights", or something like that.

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                      Doesn’t he have a standard signature proclaiming his awesomeness as president dent? Agreed. This is someone else.

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                        So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

                        I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

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                        • zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksZ [email protected]

                          I think that an AI would've done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

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                          Is it even possible to write like Trump without adding fuel to the fire that this post is trying to quell?

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                            Right? He doesn't even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn't a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

                            So if this isn't AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

                            Sidenote: wouldn't be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they've received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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                            Such a shame -- I love a good em dash. Gives a conversational tone while looking much better than ellipses.

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                              As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.

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                              I'm no designer or typesetter, but I join you in mourning the em-dash.

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                                "Train your replacement" USA edition.

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                                • M [email protected]

                                  Such a shame -- I love a good em dash. Gives a conversational tone while looking much better than ellipses.

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                                  I never used them that often. A standard "-" tends to do me just fine.

                                  But it's always a shame to be able to convey less in the same amount of characters.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

                                    I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

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                                    American Exceptionalism (Extra Racist Edition)

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      Right? He doesn't even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn't a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.

                                      So if this isn't AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)

                                      Sidenote: wouldn't be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they've received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.

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                                      I use em dashes more—as much as I can justify—because the hubbub made me think about them.

                                      "Trump" is definitely AI here though.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

                                        I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

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                                        Also today don't forget that they threatened to defund universities, the places who teach how to make things

                                        Edit: defund instead of refund

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                                        • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techS [email protected]

                                          Also today don't forget that they threatened to defund universities, the places who teach how to make things

                                          Edit: defund instead of refund

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                                          “Defund”? Holy shit, they’re really completely fucking stupid haha.

                                          And the best part is that we all know a tonne of people who have these views. We can pretend that these people are actually Russian spies or whatever but at some point we need to accept that Conservatives the world over genuinely are just stupid, angry, and short-sighted. It’s their entire MO.

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