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      sure thing

      gives 1 star

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        sure thing

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        1 star:

        "digital panhandler for stars"

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          App two days later: Rate us!

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            The only options usually are 'yes' and 'maybe later'. Corps do not understand 'no'.

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              App two days later: Rate us!

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              Second asking is an uninstall

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                The only options usually are 'yes' and 'maybe later'. Corps do not understand 'no'.

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                “Maybe later” mostly makes sense. If the options were “Yes” and “No”, people might assume that if they press “No” now, they will never be able to change their minds. For rating an app, that might be acceptable. But for setting up, e.g. a printer, it’s harmful. You want users to know that their choice isn’t set in stone.

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                  “Maybe later” mostly makes sense. If the options were “Yes” and “No”, people might assume that if they press “No” now, they will never be able to change their minds. For rating an app, that might be acceptable. But for setting up, e.g. a printer, it’s harmful. You want users to know that their choice isn’t set in stone.

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                  Thats what settings pages are for. Also you can have more than two options.

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                    Second asking is an uninstall

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                    App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?

                    • Use the app too much
                    • Overwhelmed by too many awesome features!
                    • Friends and family use another, inferior, app.
                    • Please call the police, I'm doing this against my will.
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                      “Maybe later” mostly makes sense. If the options were “Yes” and “No”, people might assume that if they press “No” now, they will never be able to change their minds. For rating an app, that might be acceptable. But for setting up, e.g. a printer, it’s harmful. You want users to know that their choice isn’t set in stone.

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                      Except I have never encountered a modal with "maybe later" that wasn't some bullshit product manager's fever dream. No, they do not get the benefit of the doubt.

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                        Having to ask continously for positive feedback is usually a sign that you are a shitty app or person.

                        If you are genuinely good at what you do or provide a valuable service or activity .... people will be willing to say so on their own.

                        Reminding people for feedback might remind some people to say something positive, because people are lazy and don't usually comment.

                        But if you remind often, all the time and badger them, then it's usually a sign you don't have anything valuable to offer and you're just marketing something as hard as possible.

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                          sure thing

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                          Then it asks you to contact them to troubleshoot or worse redirects you to an app store or web page for a full review. Best to just burn it all down and start over.

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                            The amount of times I've seen are you liking our app so far and clicked No is high, I did that on an app earlier today just because I don't want it ask me to rate the app.

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                              Apps can't be sad

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                                App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?

                                • Use the app too much
                                • Overwhelmed by too many awesome features!
                                • Friends and family use another, inferior, app.
                                • Please call the police, I'm doing this against my will.
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                                Tbf there's usually a custom/other option, which can, and should, be used to explain exactly how and why they can go fuck themselves.

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                                  Daft question, but I’ve been on iOS for a while now (yes I know, I know) where you can turn off “App ratings and reviews” so you don’t get nagged. Does Android not have this?

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                                    1 star:

                                    "digital panhandler for stars"

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                                    I like this response

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                                      Tbf there's usually a custom/other option, which can, and should, be used to explain exactly how and why they can go fuck themselves.

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                                      Why would i want to help them improve their product?
                                      Just leave it at ”go fuck yourself” without further explanation

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                                        Lol I just give a one star review

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                                          App: Why are you choosing to uninstall?

                                          • Use the app too much
                                          • Overwhelmed by too many awesome features!
                                          • Friends and family use another, inferior, app.
                                          • Please call the police, I'm doing this against my will.
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                                          don't forget the emotional guilt

                                          "I thought we were friends, we'll miss you :sad-face:"

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