The 5 stages of Charles Manson
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Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord
Obese woman: bring me 6's head on a pike, but do it... Slowly.
Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.
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Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
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What do you want to know about C++?
I love Lemmy.
So. Honestly, I’m in over my head on a couple projects that I thought were going to be “easy enough.”
I’m new to the entire “type” of project I’m building - ESP32’s with displays. The starter project is a ‘magic 8 ball.’ I have one of these already and figure the gyro/accelerometer can capture the shake/flip motion. The more complex one is intended to be backed by ESPHome and use a motion sensor/Bluetooth presence detection to deliver customized messages in addition to providing smart home control.
In the course of trying to figure them out, it’s become apparent I’m going to have to learn/use LVGL for the graphics. I haven’t yet gotten to LVGL and I already am on the struggle bus.
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Stay classy Daily Heil.
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What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
ObeseWomanFIVE loverswrote on last edited by [email protected]The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It's not a matter of factual or not, it's not relevant at all to the story about "abducting and torturing" a person. Why does it matter at all that she's obese? They didn't put "short dark haired, white, brown eyed...." They chose obese for a reason and to me it's kinda gross to be enforcing the whole "weight shame" thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it's normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.
What dailymail has to do with it is they're a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they'd be framing something like this. It's a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn't have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn't necessary but it might get someone to click.
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Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
Thanks for explaining that.
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What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
ObeseWomanFIVE loverswrote on last edited by [email protected]Obese commenter @[email protected] with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembered that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.
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He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he's from some parallel universe's version of Fleet Foxes.
They're definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)
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Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
Nice, good call. Also maybe this guy:
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The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the "Obese woman" has FIVE lovers
You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
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She's got a type
Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?
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Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.
One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho ...
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Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.
For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is
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What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
ObeseWomanFIVE loversI can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today's crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or ... obesity. That's how they get read.Now .. I imagine most of you don't have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a .... murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)
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You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
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Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.
It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.
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People who wear orange
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Orange is the new black?
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Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.
You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. "obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky
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You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
You're just mad you'd never have 5 lovers
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Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
muffled "wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba" noises
