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The 5 stages of Charles Manson

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  • M [email protected]

    Short answer: yes

    Long answer: also yes.

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    #64

    Thanks for explaining that.

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    • J [email protected]

      What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.

      Is she:

      ✅Obese

      ✅Woman

      ✅FIVE lovers

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      #65

      Obese commenter @[email protected] with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembered that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.

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      • M [email protected]

        He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he's from some parallel universe's version of Fleet Foxes.

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        #66

        They're definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)

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        • R [email protected]

          Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.

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          #67

          Nice, good call. Also maybe this guy:

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          • W [email protected]

            The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the "Obese woman" has FIVE lovers

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            #68

            You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

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            • B [email protected]

              She's got a type

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              #69

              Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?

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              • default_defect@midwest.socialD [email protected]

                Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

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                #70

                One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho ...

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                • default_defect@midwest.socialD [email protected]

                  Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

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                  #71

                  For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is

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                  • J [email protected]

                    What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.

                    Is she:

                    ✅Obese

                    ✅Woman

                    ✅FIVE lovers

                    dbtng@eviltoast.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #72

                    I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today's crazy world.
                    Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or ... obesity. That's how they get read.

                    Now .. I imagine most of you don't have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a .... murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)

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                    • B [email protected]

                      You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

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                      #73

                      Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.

                      You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

                      All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

                      All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

                      I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

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                      • default_defect@midwest.socialD [email protected]

                        Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

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                        #74

                        These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.

                        It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          People who wear orange 😍

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                          #75

                          Orange is the new black?

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                          • default_defect@midwest.socialD [email protected]

                            Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

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                            #76

                            You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. "obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?" Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you'll get anything.

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                              You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

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                              You're just mad you'd never have 5 lovers

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                              • T [email protected]

                                Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.

                                You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

                                All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

                                All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

                                I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

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                                #78

                                muffled "wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba" noises

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                                • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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                                  husband looks like if an Amish guy was super into Linkin Park

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                                    Obese commenter @[email protected] with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembered that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.

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                                    That don't even make sense the wart is on my dick. You can be sued for libel and cyber bullying

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      I love Lemmy.

                                      So. Honestly, I’m in over my head on a couple projects that I thought were going to be “easy enough.”

                                      I’m new to the entire “type” of project I’m building - ESP32’s with displays. The starter project is a ‘magic 8 ball.’ I have one of these already and figure the gyro/accelerometer can capture the shake/flip motion. The more complex one is intended to be backed by ESPHome and use a motion sensor/Bluetooth presence detection to deliver customized messages in addition to providing smart home control.

                                      In the course of trying to figure them out, it’s become apparent I’m going to have to learn/use LVGL for the graphics. I haven’t yet gotten to LVGL and I already am on the struggle bus.

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                                      #81

                                      Hmm that sounds interesting.

                                      I'd say to message me on discord and we can talk about it more but I don't think Lemmy supports DMS? Or maybe it's just my app.

                                      Either way I don't really want to dox myself on this account so idk haha.

                                      Edit: I guess a link that inspires in one week is fine. This account isn't really that anon anyways.

                                      Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/MvUd4Qrd

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