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    If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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    That was my first thought!

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      Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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        Wifu doesn't exist, win win

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          If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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          If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".

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            I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu

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              Anons, would you fuck yourself?

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              I've been fucking myself since like 11.

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                Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

                Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

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                  Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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                    Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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                      Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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                      Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

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                        If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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                        Worth it.

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                          You guys have waifus?

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                            The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                              The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                              fuck you

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                                What exactly is a waifu?

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                                  What exactly is a waifu?

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                                  Anime wife. I think.

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                                    fuck you

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                                    If I pressed the button you would

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                                      I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                                        The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                                        It’s a yes or no question bud

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                                          Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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                                          One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

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