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    If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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    If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".

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      I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu

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        Anons, would you fuck yourself?

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        I've been fucking myself since like 11.

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          Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

          Best case: I become someone's (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

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            Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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              Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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                Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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                Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

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                  If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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                  Worth it.

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                    You guys have waifus?

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                      The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                        The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                        fuck you

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                          What exactly is a waifu?

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                            What exactly is a waifu?

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                            Anime wife. I think.

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                              fuck you

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                              If I pressed the button you would

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                                I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                                  The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

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                                  It’s a yes or no question bud

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                                    Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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                                    One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

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                                      Anime wife. I think.

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                                      Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

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                                        I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                                        I'm so sorry that happened to you

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                                          What exactly is a waifu?

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                                          A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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