Only $50?
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It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
Dude, piss baby was right there!
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It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch
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JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
because he wants it back
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Legit question though—as someone who doesn't get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me...
Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there's a massive fucking puddle I'll usually change the sheets but otherwise I'll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I'm smart I'll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I'm not smart often.
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flips the seat over
larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
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It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.
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It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.
You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
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larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face
The face of Jesus
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JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available
OK GOOD!
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The face of Jesus
is this what they would define as a "come to Jesus" moment?
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You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.
They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.
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If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.
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Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.
Love, JD
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Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
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Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose
Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
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How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.
Reading through it, it’s unreal.
I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”
in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw
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Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee
It is also more than pee.
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Gently squirted on couch
uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲
You know it when you see it.
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actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate
Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)
