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  • vanilla_puddinfudge@infosec.pubV [email protected]

    flips the seat over

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    larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face

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      It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

      Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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      I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.

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        It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

        Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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        You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

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          larger darker stain in the shape of a smiley face

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          The face of Jesus

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            JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available

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            OK GOOD!

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              The face of Jesus

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              is this what they would define as a "come to Jesus" moment?

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                You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

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                They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.

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                  If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

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                    Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I'm a professional couch fucker.

                    Love, JD

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                      Gently squirted on couch

                      uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                        Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

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                        Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                          How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

                          Reading through it, it’s unreal.

                          I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

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                          in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

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                            Pee with a packet of sugar added is still pee

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                            It is also more than pee.

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                              Gently squirted on couch

                              uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                              You know it when you see it.

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                              • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

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                                Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                                  Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

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                                  i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                                    First thought: "Who would buy this?"

                                    Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they'd lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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                                    • goofystench@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                      i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

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                                      Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                                        Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

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                                        do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                                          do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard 😞

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                                          If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

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