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    So it's not actually about her piss, it's about her, and you'd totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

    I can respect that.

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    I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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      look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

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      Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?

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        I don't want to drink piss and I feel like that's ok. Also she's garbage and doesn't understand consent.

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        Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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          I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.

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          • O [email protected]

            Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

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            Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

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              Are you queing me up to be in a commercial ARE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THE NAME BRAND COFFEE I THOGHT I WAS DRINKING WAS PISS ALL ALONG

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              I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

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              • O [email protected]

                I wasn't gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

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                It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

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                  It's not super hard to separate the things that make it piss, salts, proteins, etc. When is a piss not a piss?

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                  You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                  There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

                  What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

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                    You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                    There's a little of it in everything. It's seriously everywhere.

                    What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

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                    You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                    I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

                    What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

                    I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

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                      You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

                      I feel it's appropriate when we're talking about parts per million levels of piss, yes.

                      What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

                      I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but an acceptable concentration would be a significantly lower than what is exiting this woman's urethra directly into her partners mouths upon climax.

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                      But you don't even know what that is!

                      Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

                      And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

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                        It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

                        Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

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                        Bladder sourced is what the study determined, with the fluid being normal urine or Skene's gland secretion, but likely some combination.

                        Plausibly there could be pure glandular secretion squirt. Or urine. But likely a mix.

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                        • O [email protected]

                          But you don't even know what that is!

                          Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

                          And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

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                          But you don't even know what that is!

                          https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

                          Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

                          Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

                          And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

                          I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

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                            I always wanted a sofa full of genetic material to let me clone someone.

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                            You can clone. What's important is that you ask yourself if you should. I'm not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.

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                              But you don't even know what that is!

                              https://youtu.be/nHcH3Yjwt3c?t=44

                              Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

                              Sinple. Each is too high. There is no acceptable amount of bladder fresh undiluted piss.

                              And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

                              I am not one of those people, so I can't comment on what level of drinking piss they're comfortable with.

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                              youtube link

                              Can't, sorry.

                              no acceptable amount of

                              And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.

                              anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

                              I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.

                              And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.

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                                … the Vice President of the USA

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                                That.. Thing is not part of society.

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                                  but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

                                  As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

                                  Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

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                                  We sleep in the cum, it dries and smells in the morning and we do it again. Then I throw the whole stack of sheets in the washer and take an extensive shower.

                                  Wash rinse repeat

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                                    … the Vice President of the USA

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                                    Dam nice call back

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                                      youtube link

                                      Can't, sorry.

                                      no acceptable amount of

                                      And we're right back to the shit of theseus. Cool.

                                      anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

                                      I feel like you're seeing piss around every corner, in every solution.

                                      And the fact you're so opposed to drinking this woman's pure undiluted non-squirt 100% piss is still pretty weird.

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                                      anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

                                      How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

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                                        anyone who has ever sucked a dick drinks piss. I hate fellatio.

                                        How you gonna ask about blowjobs, then accuse me of being obsessed when I answer your question?

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                                        Oh im sorry for trying to understand your process and looking for parallels.

                                        Does knowing about the existence of 'blow jobs' indicate obsession?

                                        Im sorry, you're just trying to distract from your weird essentialized concept of piss. Lets get back on topic.

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                                          Gently squirted on couch

                                          uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

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                                          Ever take a fire house to a couch

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