I got ecoli from kale once.

[aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works]

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of "never gamble a fart".

[texasdrunk@lemmy.world]

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

[ledericas@lemm.ee]

i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.

[ledericas@lemm.ee]

weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins.

[someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

[gnutrino@programming.dev]

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

[clucose@lemmy.ml]

One should do this anyway. But god speed America.

[devfuuu@lemmy.world]

God is not going to help anyone, better people wale up instead of waiting for it.