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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?

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      Bethany Hamilton is apparently stoppable.

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        Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.

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          This is how you deal with penises that don't first get consent

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            I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol

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              This is how you deal with penises that don't first get consent

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              All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)

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                What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit?
                Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

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                  What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit?
                  Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

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                  Wow, I haven't heard that term in 30 years.

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                    Wow, I haven't heard that term in 30 years.

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                    You’re welcome, bucko.

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                      What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit?
                      Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

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                      A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.

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                        What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit?
                        Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

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                        It's a marketing stunt making a social statement. It's weird to read the headline and immediately think of a blanket statement for all the women who had nothing to do with this, and who will never buy the limited edition novelty.

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                          Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.

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                            A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.

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                            This entire post + thread is cursed

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                              Can it be two pairs of hands?
                              The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
                              Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

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                                You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it

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                                  only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

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                                    Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

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                                      "SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"

                                      whimpers

                                      "Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."

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                                        One armed people can't consent.

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                                          Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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