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  • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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    Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

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      Twos on that mate?

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      I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!

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        continental breakfast? should be a croissant.

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        Or so the French would have you believe

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        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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          1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

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            That's not Germany that's Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don't want to compare the whole country to.

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            In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

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            • slippihud@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

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              Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

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                No, that would be the entirety of east Germany.

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                I'd say Germanys east is more like the flyover states in the US:

                Used to be full of high payed industry jobs that were moved overseas (or Westgermany) and now it's nothing but hopelessness, crumbling infrastructure, meth, and faschists...

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                • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                  Still the tastiest thing you can get on that menu

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                    In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

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                    Australia has a "Dingo's Breakfast" = a piss and a look around

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                    • riddersport@feddit.orgR [email protected]

                      Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

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                      Your packs come with 22?

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                      • timboslice@discuss.onlineT [email protected]

                        Your packs come with 22?

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                        They're available in different sizes

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                          So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?

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                          Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?

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                            Let me introduce you to Mettbrötchen.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

                            Mett is raw minced pork meat, and it is delicious. You just need good food saftey standards.

                            If you have a "eeeeeew" gut reaction about eating raw pork - that's how I felt hearing about sushi the first time. It's mostly about what you're used to.

                            Sushi and Mett, they are both quite safe to eat here in Germany. Of course there's always some minor remaining risk, but that's a looooot smaller than the risk of getting ran over by a car on my way to the store.

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                            Good safety standards are wildly different in EU and US. In many parts of EU some form of raw meat or other is common, raw milk is not too unusual. Consuming these items in US is a small step away from voluntary food poisoning. Not considering all the cases of unsafe foods delivered to the US supermarkets. Anecdotally, I would say some call back or other happens once a month in US (would love more precise data, too lazy to look)

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                            • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                              Or so the French would have you believe

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                              Napoleon strikes again

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                                The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

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                                "Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"

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                                  I'd say Germanys east is more like the flyover states in the US:

                                  Used to be full of high payed industry jobs that were moved overseas (or Westgermany) and now it's nothing but hopelessness, crumbling infrastructure, meth, and faschists...

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                                  Well that last part sure sounds like FL or man of the fly over states.

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                                    I've seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.

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                                    Accurate in more ways than one. "Howdy, pardner!" and cowboy hats is to the US what yodeling and slapping your Lederhosen is to Germany.

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                                      I'd say Germanys east is more like the flyover states in the US:

                                      Used to be full of high payed industry jobs that were moved overseas (or Westgermany) and now it's nothing but hopelessness, crumbling infrastructure, meth, and faschists...

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                                      If the US had a state-sized version of Detroit, that would be a good comparison, too. Rust belt and such.

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                                        Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?

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                                        Interesting. I've spent more time in Ontario than any other province, and Newfoundland seems to be the area they all make fun of.

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                                        • timboslice@discuss.onlineT [email protected]

                                          Your packs come with 22?

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                                          Been some time since I stopped smoking prepacked, but they were available in 21,22, 27, 30 and 35 I believe. Dependent on the brand

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