Heathrow to pipe 'sounds of an airport' around airport
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Have some airport ASMR for your airport.
Yo dawg.
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Somebody was paid money to write this ludicrous story.
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And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?
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Somebody was paid money for this.
Somebody was paid cold hard cash money to come up with this idea.
Somebody was paid money to approve this.
Somebody was paid money to create and record this.
Somebody was paid money to write this ludicrous story.
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And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?
Don’t worry, soon AI will do all this work and no one will get paid to do anything.
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Don’t worry, soon AI will do all this work and no one will get paid to do anything.
And yet, the bullshit will flow just as freely, if not faster, than before.
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https://on.soundcloud.com/7zkln9SRp6hPlWXgs3 like, i don't hate it. baffling justification to make it, though.
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Ok, per usual the actual story is slightly less ludicrous. I'm reading this as they are going to make "songs" by taking real sounds but mixing and arranging them into rhythms, the same way they do in some movies as part of an in-world lead up to a song and dance number. So it will blend in but you may notice if you look for it and it will probably impact your subconscious and mood. Which seems to be the main goal.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.
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“The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone”.
Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.
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Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.
Why not? Might be the time of the month eh?
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Somebody was paid money for this.
Somebody was paid cold hard cash money to come up with this idea.
Somebody was paid money to approve this.
Somebody was paid money to create and record this.
Somebody was paid money to write this ludicrous story.
Somebody was paid money to edit this ludicrous story.
And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?
I mean, it could be interesting if they piped in ambient noise from outside the boarding area, etc, into the boarding area, particularly around the windows where you can see your plane and stuff.
Or like if there's an observation lounge watching take offs and things.
I assume that's not what they're talking about because no way an airport could be that cool, but details.
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Ok, per usual the actual story is slightly less ludicrous. I'm reading this as they are going to make "songs" by taking real sounds but mixing and arranging them into rhythms, the same way they do in some movies as part of an in-world lead up to a song and dance number. So it will blend in but you may notice if you look for it and it will probably impact your subconscious and mood. Which seems to be the main goal.
Yeah, it's musique concrète with the samples being airport sounds.
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Somebody was paid money for this.
Somebody was paid cold hard cash money to come up with this idea.
Somebody was paid money to approve this.
Somebody was paid money to create and record this.
Somebody was paid money to write this ludicrous story.
Somebody was paid money to edit this ludicrous story.
And it's the poors and immigrants that are to blame for the failings of this country?
It's more likely people were already getting paid and just needed to come up with something to do to justify why they are there.
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It's more likely people were already getting paid and just needed to come up with something to do to justify why they are there.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeesh
That's going to suck for anyone that gets sensory overload/feels overwhelmed by loud busy places like airports.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]So... Kinda like piping in ambient soothing audio over the livestock queueing in the slaughterhouse?
Uh... Hol'up.
I can only guess this prescient classic isn't publicly viewable anymore.
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"Don't call me Shirley!"
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Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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I mean, it could be interesting if they piped in ambient noise from outside the boarding area, etc, into the boarding area, particularly around the windows where you can see your plane and stuff.
Or like if there's an observation lounge watching take offs and things.
I assume that's not what they're talking about because no way an airport could be that cool, but details.
The best thing to pipe into an observation lounge is the tower/ground frequencies. Watching planes doesn't have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.
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The best thing to pipe into an observation lounge is the tower/ground frequencies. Watching planes doesn't have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.
Watching planes doesn’t have to be a Disney experience with a soundtrack.
better than a "close encounters of a third kind" experience. Just saying.
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With public fundages? Erm. I.. erm
