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This power sucks, stroking your flower would suck having to stop every 14,9 seconds….
Reminds me about a certain king who starved to death because everything he touched turned to gold.
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I'd have a wank
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Meet and greet with the president of the US.
Those extended handshake durations will be his undoing!
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I think you’re missing something.
If someone has (say) stomach cancer, and you make them live another decade rather than the six months they have, that’s a decade of cancer eating them from inside, of painful, expensive treatments to keep it at bay enough that they can function, a decade of misery. No one in their right mind would accept such a “gift.”
I guess people in that much pain would want to die fairly soon but, perhaps, after they'd had enough time to sort their affairs and say goodbye to their loved ones. And they'd be able to die 'peacefully in their sleep'.
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It said they were helping cheat death for a few years, so not a euthanasia take
wrote on last edited by [email protected]@[email protected] is correct, though, offering the euthenasia service is an even better option to bring peace to those who seek it while getting the word out that I have this ability.
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OP is saying that they would probably initially find takers in the form of terminal patients seeking euthanasia. But since the question asker stated that you can choose the timing and cause of death, then it follows that you can cause anyone to live as long as (naturally) possible. Once word got out, you could make a killing guaranteeing long lives.
I hadn't considered going straight for euthenasia gigs but that's an excellent suggestion!
And you're right, it says in the question I can choose the time of their death so, yes, according to that I can gift virtual immortality.
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I'd have a wank
Woah there it says 15 seconds
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Extend my foot on the bus so that I'm able to touch the wanker listening to music on speakerphone.
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On the flip side, I don't think I've ever read anything so American as the idea that someone would take mastery over the forces of life and death itself and just use it to make money...
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Not just for money, that's a hell of a deal for $1000. The other person is getting their money's worth and more.
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Offer my services to people suffering in countries where voluntary euthanasia is still illegal?
