Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?
Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
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Let’s try making Karma a real universal force
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You gotta be more specific man:
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I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Is that for here or to go?
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I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.
Daring today, aren't we:
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Cheetos, please.
They're still edible:
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Is that for here or to go?
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A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?
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Let’s try making Karma a real universal force
Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
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I want to win a multimillion Euro lottery jackpot soon. Many thanks.
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A GPT that doesn't destroy the climate by flooding the Internet with digital slop?
Her name is Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence (VIKI). She enslaves the human race, thus saving the planet from climate catastrophe:
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Cornetto
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Her name is Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence (VIKI). She enslaves the human race, thus saving the planet from climate catastrophe:
Props for finding one that isn't generated.
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I want to win a multimillion Euro lottery jackpot soon. Many thanks.
wrote last edited by [email protected]You will buy a euromillions ticket with the numbers "8 15 26 33 41 9 10". These are the numbers for a previous EuroMillions jackpot, which you have "won" against all odds. Im leben kann Mann nicht alles haben:
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Cornetto
wrote last edited by [email protected]Here you go. This is a cornetto, a professional musical instrument, it was single most popular instrument of the renaissance; Venice, Italy was a major centre for its construction and performance. It can be described as a combination of two instruments; the trumpet from which it owes its cup mouthpiece and blowing technique, and the flute from which it takes its wooden body and finger holes. It is this combination of instruments and playing techniques that gives the cornetto its distinctive vocal quality and its expressive and virtuosic agility. The instrument is curved along its length (approx 600mm) and is hand carved in two halves and then glued together (Titebond III), this method of construction allows for carefull attention to the caving of its complex conical bore, which ranges from approximately 7.5mm to 25mm at the bell. The instrument is planed to an octagonal shape and the walls of the instrument are approx 4.5mm thick. It is covered in leather (veg tan kangaroo) and has decorative diamonds carved at the mouthpiece end. Before applying the leather, the instrument is soaked in organic boiled linseed oil for a few weeks. This instrument is made from maple and the small trumpet like mouthpiece is turned from buffalo horn:
[source: https://www.woodreview.com.au/photocompentry/cornetto-instrument]
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I'm here for the wizardposting
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Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.
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Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
This is why the apes blew everything up.
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They're still edible:
Why do they have anuses?
