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      50 interviews a DAY??

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        50 interviews a DAY??

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        More unbelievable is the implication that the average applicant spends $5-6 in the vending machine

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          This has Nathan Fielder energy and it's great

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            That’s active income.

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              50 interviews a DAY??

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              50 interviews in 8 hours is about 10 minutes per interview, and that's back to back, no breaks, no lunch, no one being late, etc.

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                More unbelievable is the implication that the average applicant spends $5-6 in the vending machine

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                Sir, this is the internet. Noone would lie about something like that here.

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                  $37.50 an hour to talk to a minimum of 6 strangers that want something from me and think I can deliver it for them?

                  I’d rather be an urban outdoorsman.

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                    damn. that's slick.

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                      $37.50 an hour to talk to a minimum of 6 strangers that want something from me and think I can deliver it for them?

                      I’d rather be an urban outdoorsman.

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                      Yeah and that doesn't count the time listing the fake jobs, or scheduling the interviews

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                        That’s active income.

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                        Now hire someone to do the interviews, then it's passive income.

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                          More unbelievable is the implication that the average applicant spends $5-6 in the vending machine

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                          Even more unbelievable is that anyone would spend $10-$12 on one vending machine drink in the middle of a ten minute interview.

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                            50 interviews in 8 hours is about 10 minutes per interview, and that's back to back, no breaks, no lunch, no one being late, etc.

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                            Not that I believe this is real in any way. But there are ten chairs at that table. His interview could be like those predatory knife MLMs where they pack the room full of idiots to find the one apex idiot.

                            Schedule:

                            Ten at a time. Ten minutes each.

                            Even if you space them out to the top of the hour you have time for a long lunch where you can commend yourself about being a drain on your species while staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror of a cracker barrel where you are scoping out some poor underage girl to molest verbally.

                            Wait... What were we talking about?

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                              $5 drinks? Is that the going rate in America?

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                                Even more unbelievable is that anyone would spend $10-$12 on one vending machine drink in the middle of a ten minute interview.

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                                Might be why he only manages to persuade half of them.

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                                  That’s active income.

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                                  I guess if he's getting paid to do the interviews then it's technically passive... wait no, then the whole interviewer thing would just count as advertising for his vending machine business

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                                    sure... 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.

                                    sure that sounds realistic

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                                      $5 drinks? Is that the going rate in America?

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                                      Half the candidates is 25-30. It would need to be at least $10 per drink for that profit number, and that's only if he's getting free electricity and drinks

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                                        I guess if he's getting paid to do the interviews then it's technically passive... wait no, then the whole interviewer thing would just count as advertising for his vending machine business

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                                        It's deceptive advertising. I wouldn't consider it actual advertising.

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                                          Not that I believe this is real in any way. But there are ten chairs at that table. His interview could be like those predatory knife MLMs where they pack the room full of idiots to find the one apex idiot.

                                          Schedule:

                                          Ten at a time. Ten minutes each.

                                          Even if you space them out to the top of the hour you have time for a long lunch where you can commend yourself about being a drain on your species while staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror of a cracker barrel where you are scoping out some poor underage girl to molest verbally.

                                          Wait... What were we talking about?

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                                          I feel like I'm in the middle of Urlachs compression out discussion for Silicon Valley.

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