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    50 interviews a DAY??

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    interviews meaning, spending time on the computer having a software/AI to weed applications that is.

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      Everyone. Calm down... This is a joke account.

      Here another one of his posts.

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        Yes, that is a debate. AFAIK (from Japan), the vending machine providers give home owners a monthly rent for putting the machine on their property, but the home owners pay for the electricity costs. There was an article 1-2 years ago about how that model became basically a zero sum game for the home owners, because of rising electricity costs but I don't remember the details

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        𐑞 fash is 🏴󠁵󠁳󠁴󠁸󠁿, he owns 𐑞 🏧.

        𐑚𐑑 thank 𐑿 𐑓 noticing I'm Japanese.

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          That’s not passive income. That’s a lot of work.

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          Found the lazy hippie

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            Everyone. Calm down... This is a joke account.

            Here another one of his posts.

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            Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

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              Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

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              Guess who own Coca Cola —-> Passive Income /s

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                putting the "ass" in passive!

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                  Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

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                  I used to run an auto service center with a Coke machine in the waiting room. Once a month I would get a commission check in the mail from Coca-Cola for usually about $50 or $60. We averaged about 40 cars a day through that place so the machine got a lot of business...

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                    Found the lazy hippie

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                    How dare you so accurately clock me from one post.

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                      Coca-Cola owns the machines, btw.

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                      Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

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                        Found the lazy hippie

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                        Nobody wants to work anymore

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                          $37.50 an hour to talk to a minimum of 6 strangers that want something from me and think I can deliver it for them?

                          I’d rather be an urban outdoorsman.

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                          Urban outdoorsman?

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                            So about $10 a drink minimum? (if we're assuming $300/day gross income)

                            If they can find 30 people per day to pay those prices, they need to quit their job and go full time into vending machine sales. They have a gift

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                            • antibullyranger@ani.socialA [email protected]

                              If you look closer, it's also off-brand drinks, meaning, he absolutely owns the machine, operates it, and restocks.

                              However, I do wonder the electric costs.

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                              Looks like Monster Energy drinks to me.

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                                Everyone. Calm down... This is a joke account.

                                Here another one of his posts.

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                                You calm down, this person's tapped a market of people willing to pay $10+ per drink from a vending machine! I wanna know their secret, cause I'm switching careers if I can pull ~$78k annually from a single machine

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                                  Agree with the ragebait, but (theoretically) they might interview more than one person at a time. He talks about 50-60 interviews a day, so with that seat layout, we have a max of 8*60=480 interviewees (assuming the interviewer is also sitting). That would be 240 drinks per day.

                                  But it's going to be quite busy. Let's say he works 12 hours = 5 interviews/hour = 12 minutes per interview = 1.5 minutes per interviewee. That is not accounting for the time everyone needs to settle in and sit down/get up and out again; the time for him to casually get people to use their very limited time to buy a drink instead of being interviewed somehow (?) Also not accounting for the work involved in inviting and scheduling people, refilling the machine, costs of drinks, office space etc. And the soul draining work of funneling 480 people per day through a stupid fake interview, repeat the same thing every 12 minutes, just to get them to buy a drink instead of doing something useful.

                                  What a nightmare. In this scenario, he is really the person to feel bad for. Imagine a life like that 😅

                                  And apart from that: The more logical setup would be to turn off the air condition in the waiting area and put the vending machine there.

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                                  Add complimentary saltines in the waiting room, and they might increase profit margins slightly

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                                    Urban outdoorsman?

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                                    Urban outdoorsman.

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                                      You calm down, this person's tapped a market of people willing to pay $10+ per drink from a vending machine! I wanna know their secret, cause I'm switching careers if I can pull ~$78k annually from a single machine

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                                      Listen up! AI's gonna be a game changer. If you don't master passive prompting kids your vending machines good bye. Buy my book, "Passive Prompting"!

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                                        If they never hire anyone, then they are absolutely shit at their job.

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                                        If you hire someone you'll be put of work so...

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                                          Unless he’s now managing that person. Then it’s industry! Don’t mind us, we are just out here creating jobs.

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                                          If you create one more goddamn job I'm flipping this table

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