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  • M [email protected]

    So about $10 a drink minimum? (if we're assuming $300/day gross income)

    If they can find 30 people per day to pay those prices, they need to quit their job and go full time into vending machine sales. They have a gift

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    Or just become a bartender.

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      Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

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      Unless you have an older machine, probably the Coke guy.

      Coke wants to control what drinks are in the machine and what percentage of the take Coke gets, so they refill the machines.

      We used to have an older machine on an old contract, and since we didn't really care about the income from it we let Coke swap it for a new one they'd service.

      About 2 months later, they said we weren't selling enough drinks and took the new machine away.

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        Worked in vending for years. You ain't gonna profit off one machine in most cases. Unless you are in a prime location, buying 10 different cases of chips and then trying to sell the 750 or so bags before they expire requires several machines.

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          Everyone. Calm down... This is a joke account.

          Here another one of his posts.

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          I don’t know how people take shitposts seriously. Do we have way too many literal thinkers on Lemmy?

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            I don’t know how people take shitposts seriously. Do we have way too many literal thinkers on Lemmy?

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            I think it's a testament to on the nose satire and hitting at the heart of people's anxieties about work.

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