Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90
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“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”
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"Oh well
"Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better...
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The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was
Ooh, yes, he was
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Hell gained another demon today
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How’s the temperature down there, Jimbo?
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"Encounters" is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
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Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
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"if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP) -
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Good riddance
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Only the good die young! 
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Rest in piss
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Hell gained another demon today
No we don't want them
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Wasn't soon enough. Rot in hell.
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90 years of doing Satan's work, he can go back home where he belongs now.
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The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.
Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.
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"if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP)A classic. 🥰
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No we don't want them
The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
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"Encounters" is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C'mon epic battle... Epic battle please... DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
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Snorting meth off a gay hooker's butt forever in the afterlife
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Finally, some good news.
