Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90
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"Encounters" is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
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Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
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"if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP) -
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Good riddance
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Only the good die young! 
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Rest in piss
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Hell gained another demon today
No we don't want them
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Wasn't soon enough. Rot in hell.
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90 years of doing Satan's work, he can go back home where he belongs now.
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The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.
Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.
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"if you gave
Jerry FalwellJimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP)A classic. 🥰
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No we don't want them
The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
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"Encounters" is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C'mon epic battle... Epic battle please... DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
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Snorting meth off a gay hooker's butt forever in the afterlife
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Finally, some good news.
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Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.
Hypocrisy was the real scandal. Not so much the prostitution. I'm certain there was a ton of anti-sex work judgement to go along with that. But otherwise I fully agree.
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OK now do Joel Osteen next.
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C'mon epic battle... Epic battle please... DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
Swaggart "Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?"
GM "Sure."
Swaggart rolls a nat 20
Swaggart "Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again."
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The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.
Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
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Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!
Hate and scorn sustains them.
