Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90

[canadaplus@lemmy.sdf.org]

Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don't help.

[voidjuiceconcentrate@midwest.social]

fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.

[lennybird@lemmy.world]

If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.

[fenririii@lemmy.world]

There is no God

[riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Had to chew on this to figure it out.

Enemas inject things, so why would it make someone smaller?

Enemas are used to clear stools. Constipation relief.

Ahh. I get it now.

[raynethackery@lemmy.world]

I had meatballs, frozen peas, and potato salad.

[throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works]

They're highly motivated. Because they believe in a wrathful god they know whatever is waiting for them on the other side is going to be unpleasant

[bebopalouie@lemmy.ca]

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[douchebagmcswag@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

A egg tortilla burrito.

Is this a yahoo comments thing? Since I usually see chuds doing the whole what they ate today thing on yahoo news comments

Usually on news stories with zoomer era celebrities that they have no idea who they are

[inb4_foundthevegan@lemmy.world]

Just a protein bar. My wife got home a day early from her week long hospital stay so the whole evening was a bit of scrambling.

[douchebagmcswag@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I have no fucking idea how he isn't dead first with how he looks

[ikidd@lemmy.world]

Christopher Hitchens on the death of Jerry Falwell

I love at the end: "If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox." I think of that every time I hear of another one of these evil fucking dominionists dying.

[jpsound@lemmy.world]

Later, bitch. Have fun in hell.

[artvandelay@lemmy.world]

Holy fucking nightmares those eyes