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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province

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    US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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    Bill Shatner’s a badass.

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      Bill Shatner’s a badass.

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      How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

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        US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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        .... and make Shatner the first Premier of the new province of Calitexasmassachussissippi

        And his government title will be called Premier but everyone has to address him as Captain

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        • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

          .... and make Shatner the first Premier of the new province of Calitexasmassachussissippi

          And his government title will be called Premier but everyone has to address him as Captain

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          Calitexasmassachussissippi

          ...just call it Canadian Aztlan, to rub off the nationalists really bad. Done.

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            US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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            That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.

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            • M [email protected]

              US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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              Canada doesn't want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.

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                How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

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                For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.

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                • M [email protected]

                  US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                  California, Oregon, Hawaii and Washington consent to this agreement. Where do we sign?

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                    That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.

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                    you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You're a real disappointment.

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                      Canada doesn't want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.

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                      Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our "hey Canada" anthem.

                      I've got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you're now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                        We don't want you.
                        Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge

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                          We don't want you.
                          Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge

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                          Yeah, I don't want me either 😕

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                            Yeah, I don't want me either 😕

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                            • M [email protected]

                              US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                              They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.

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                                US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                                I accept

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                                  US firearm enthusiasts would be the biggest problem.

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                                  I disagree. Most true enthusiasts treat their weapons with respect and follow the rules.

                                  Well, hm, maybe that's more anecdotal than I realize. Enthusiasts *that I've met or interacted with... But truly, while there are a lot of chucklefucks with guns, I imagine there are more that respect weapons and follow the rules.

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                                    They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.

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                                    Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don't want them as a result and Republicans don't want them because they're brown.

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                                      Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don't want them as a result and Republicans don't want them because they're brown.

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                                      I think Puerto Rico voted 75% or something for Harris. They don't lean conservative.

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                                        I think Puerto Rico voted 75% or something for Harris. They don't lean conservative.

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                                        They don't lean MAGA, because Trump is specifically racist against them. Their internal political parties tell a much different story.

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                                          I accept

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                                          Yeah, Fox News was touting a whole 12% of Alberta wanted to join the USA.

                                          Imagine their shock when many times that percentage of americans want the USA to join Canada.

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