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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province

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    US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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      US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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      Who wants us?! Lmao. We are like the ugly chick with a nice ass and rich parents. Sure, some things are good, but not worth the attitude and no makeup versions.

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        Who wants us?! Lmao. We are like the ugly chick with a nice ass and rich parents. Sure, some things are good, but not worth the attitude and no makeup versions.

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        US firearm enthusiasts would be the biggest problem.

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          US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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          Bill Shatner’s a badass.

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            Bill Shatner’s a badass.

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            How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

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              US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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              .... and make Shatner the first Premier of the new province of Calitexasmassachussissippi

              And his government title will be called Premier but everyone has to address him as Captain

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                .... and make Shatner the first Premier of the new province of Calitexasmassachussissippi

                And his government title will be called Premier but everyone has to address him as Captain

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                Calitexasmassachussissippi

                ...just call it Canadian Aztlan, to rub off the nationalists really bad. Done.

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                  US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                  That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.

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                    US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                    Canada doesn't want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.

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                      How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

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                      For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.

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                        US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                        California, Oregon, Hawaii and Washington consent to this agreement. Where do we sign?

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                          That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.

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                          you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You're a real disappointment.

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                            Canada doesn't want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.

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                            Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our "hey Canada" anthem.

                            I've got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you're now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.

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                              US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                              We don't want you.
                              Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge

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                                We don't want you.
                                Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge

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                                Yeah, I don't want me either 😕

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                                  Yeah, I don't want me either 😕

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                                    US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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                                    They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.

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                                      I accept

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                                        US firearm enthusiasts would be the biggest problem.

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                                        I disagree. Most true enthusiasts treat their weapons with respect and follow the rules.

                                        Well, hm, maybe that's more anecdotal than I realize. Enthusiasts *that I've met or interacted with... But truly, while there are a lot of chucklefucks with guns, I imagine there are more that respect weapons and follow the rules.

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                                          They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.

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                                          Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don't want them as a result and Republicans don't want them because they're brown.

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