Reminds me of that tune by the B sharps
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Why would I ram a car without a baby inside?
Pets (50 points), disabled driver (75 points), ambulance (100 points), grandparents on the back seats (100 points)?
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I’ve never understood why people think those signs are so you won’t hit them. They are for first responders to know to look for a kid in a wreck. But people don’t take them off when the kid isn’t in the car so they are mostly ignored.
I understand these as. "Expect unexpected shit from me at all times."
They might be extremly sleep deprived and are forced to drive somewhere regardless (baby sick or something) or might be wrestling with a toddler and a bottle of mistery Liquid he just found somewhere on the backseat. Might also get projectile vomited at right at the moment.
Both not ideal driving conditions but sometimes you gotta do shit and be somewhere, even if you really should not drive there yourself.I take these as a fair warning to be extra alert around these vehicles. Source: have a toddler myself.
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I’ve never understood why people think those signs are so you won’t hit them. They are for first responders to know to look for a kid in a wreck. But people don’t take them off when the kid isn’t in the car so they are mostly ignored.
I've always assumed it's because people with babies tend to pull away slower, take corners at lower speed and brake early and less heavy.
But I've also seen people drive like an absolute maniac with a baby in the car, so who knows?
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"No baby on board, but we adults don't wanna die either"
Actually give me a bumper sticker that says:
"If you hit my car, I'll cum"
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I know a couple who have had eight kids in eleven years. Their youngest is two months old. There's ALWAYS a baby on board. I wouldn't be surprised if she's already pregnant again.
They don't have anything advertising the baby on their car though.
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Something something Burt Ward.
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I keep a “baby on board” sticker on my car so people will assume I’m an exhausted parent and be less likely to pull a gun on me in traffic if I do something to annoy them.
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I know a couple who have had eight kids in eleven years. Their youngest is two months old. There's ALWAYS a baby on board. I wouldn't be surprised if she's already pregnant again.
They don't have anything advertising the baby on their car though.
I mean, if they lose a couple would they even notice at this point?
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Those baby on board stickers were so helpful, you'd see one and think okay, I'll be extra careful not to crash into that particular car.
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Due to target fixation, I bet they were already hit more often.
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Orr they could be having babies consecutively. know someone who has 6 kids one after another
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Same with the brand new bmws and Porsche cayennes with “new driver” stickers.
A 17 year old kid in a brand new Subaru WRX totalled my car by ramming it from behind at ~90mph. Buying a car like that for a child should be a crime, it’s like giving a kid a loaded gun.
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I’ve never understood why people think those signs are so you won’t hit them. They are for first responders to know to look for a kid in a wreck. But people don’t take them off when the kid isn’t in the car so they are mostly ignored.
You'd think the car seat might be a literal bigger indicator.
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I mean, if they lose a couple would they even notice at this point?
Home alone vibe here.
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I keep a “baby on board” sticker on my car so people will assume I’m an exhausted parent and be less likely to pull a gun on me in traffic if I do something to annoy them.
Just American things
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Pets (50 points), disabled driver (75 points), ambulance (100 points), grandparents on the back seats (100 points)?
Don't forget the bonus multiplier, which is how many cars you can get to pile up
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You'd think the car seat might be a literal bigger indicator.
Not if you get to the scene from the back of the car, where the sticker is and from where you can't see the seat.
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I’ve never understood why people think those signs are so you won’t hit them. They are for first responders to know to look for a kid in a wreck. But people don’t take them off when the kid isn’t in the car so they are mostly ignored.
I always assumed they were just another way for people to broadcast mundane factoids about themselves to total strangers that don't care. Like an early form of social media, if you will.
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Just American things
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I know a couple who have had eight kids in eleven years. Their youngest is two months old. There's ALWAYS a baby on board. I wouldn't be surprised if she's already pregnant again.
They don't have anything advertising the baby on their car though.
Those poor neglected kids
