The future of makeup

[the_picard_maneuver@piefed.world]

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[gullible@sh.itjust.works]

I dread the plasma 50s

[nougat@fedia.io]

I use neutrinos.

[hackworth@sh.itjust.works]

So, like neon tubes, I guess. Tron and Cyberpunk aesthetic... Cybertron?

[alaik@lemmy.zip]

I mean... the fifth element has gotten some things right. A billionare is fucking shit up, we know opera sounds dope with a heavy beat, our cars talk to us.

Why not the makeup application?

[yumpsuit@lemmy.world]

[siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz]

[nickwithac@lemmy.world]

"Dad, women don't want to be shot in the face."

[someguy3@lemmy.world]

It's goo and liquid now?

[veroxii@aussie.zone]

Chicken good!

[edgemaster72@lemmy.world]

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

Lived with a lot of women over the years, not seeing it. Always dated within my generation, maybe it's a young woman thing?

Help us out here girls!

[captainlezbian@lemmy.world]

Kinda, though I don't wear much makeup my generation does seem to use more liquid for stuff like foundation and eyeliner (fuck pencil style eyeliner, liquid is so much better)

[captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works]

Multipass!

[t156@lemmy.world]

Fair play, we did also find out that those powders might have been slowly poisoning people to death.

[vane@lemmy.world]

that's wet fart makeup

[sprunt@lemmy.world]

By then we're going to be genetically modified with cuttlefish DNA and be able to change what we look like by will alone.

[echodot@feddit.uk]

This reminds me of the time that the office was having all the asbestos panelling removed. Because of course it had asbestos panelling, dumped that it was.

One of the guys turned up with a t-shirt that said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", so perhaps those people just lacked the necessary force of will

[echodot@feddit.uk]

You have to use a lot though due to their lower adherence rate.

[echolynx@lemmy.zip]

Not too dissimilar to Brave New World...