The real question is, which color?

[eager_eagle@lemmy.world]

the last skittle

[robocall@lemmy.world]

Only fits a mini M&M

[snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Sounds like the name of a summer movie.

[whyihatetheinternet@lemmy.world]

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

[noite_etion@lemmy.world]

I just need a quick bump, sniffs ring really hard.

[horni@lemmy.world]

Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I'm almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.

[catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone]

Hearing something mildly displeasing, dramatically sitting down and flipping open my skull ring, and tipping the skittle into my mouth like a shot of liquor.

[tourist@lemmy.world]

emergency perc purity ring

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

...Yes. People do like candy-coated chocolate.

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Yes, I love regular M&Ms more than peanut M&Ms and the peanut ones are pretty awesome.

[kyrgizion@lemmy.world]

Poisonous skittle. Bam, everyone happy.

[josefo@leminal.space]

Oh course it would be green. Red is a strong second option.

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

I'm about to blow your fucking mind...

[saltnotsugar@lemmy.world]

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

[atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works]

It takes all kinds to make a world; There are even people who don’t like chocolate and would just prefer the peanuts…

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

I read that as "Sning Ring" and got really happy at first.

[formergijoe@lemmy.world]

Easy. Red skittle. The dye is carcinogenic. Both skittle and poison.

[noite_etion@lemmy.world]

Why is my ring hissing?

[floo@retrolemmy.com]

Dude, come on, a skittle!

[shadshack@sh.itjust.works]

Peanut butter ones all the way.