If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
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Make it double
wrote last edited by [email protected]How you doin'?
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ELI5 SCP
Google it. It's pretty fascinating.
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ELI5 SCP
wrote last edited by [email protected]come up with a weird supernatural concept and write it in the format of a lab report
SCP-80085
Special Containment Procedures: put it in a secure room and don't fucking touch it.
Description: SCP-80085 is a McTasty burger as served by the McDonald's restaurant chain, seemingly immune to rot and decay. Anyone who touches it fucking dies instantly from clogged arteries causing a heart attack.
Addendum: Somehow Steve survived touching the burger, he took a bite and fucking exploded when he swallowed it, holy shit that's gonna take some therapy. Burger seems to have regenerated though. -
"end me"?
33cl of hydrochloric acid
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You bastard!
You k*lled Ben!
Oh, Ben! Oh!
...And your babies.
Oh, oh... They're hatching.
They're orphans...
BEBOP COLA GOOOOOD!!!
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Also, nobody else makes a kiwi strawberry soda, and that shit fucking rules.
I agree!!!! We get Shasta kiwi strawberry all the time and upset it’s now like $5 for a 12 pack!
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Penis cola
