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    When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint injection protection

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      When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint injection protection

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      That's a party!

      Whos the artist? It's better than a Chick tract.

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        I take it as a break. Hang out on my phone and let them figure it out.

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        As somebody who works in service desk, we love it when the users let us work away. Don’t go too far though, I might need you on standby to enter your creds

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          That's a party!

          Whos the artist? It's better than a Chick tract.

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          Stephen Sawyer I guess

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            When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint injection protection

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            The AI slop version

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              The AI slop version

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              Who asked for it?

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                As somebody who works in service desk, we love it when the users let us work away. Don’t go too far though, I might need you on standby to enter your creds

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                I don't do support like that anymore, but I hated users dropping off their laptop and stating they would be back after their one hour meeting only for you to need their credentials within 2 minutes and the person not showing back up for several hours, to then complain it's not fixed. And no, I refused to reset their password without consent. Usually they wouldn't even give you the time to ask for that.

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                  The AI slop version

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                  picture so bad it's got the whiskey smoking.

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                    When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint injection protection

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                    Is this dependency injection?

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                      The AI slop version

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                      I love gently pressing an empty glass tube into my arm

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                        This is why I always insist on having the IT guy stop by in-person.

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                          picture so bad it's got the whiskey smoking.

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                          He's upset because he got a pair of kiiiiiqueeeeseveeeeaccces

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                            Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming:
                            https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

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                              I take it as a break. Hang out on my phone and let them figure it out.

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                              Ugh... There's this sales / tech guy for this atrocious software I have to use. Everytime I have an issue and report it to him, he's like "Oh, give me remote access and let me see if I can fix it right away."

                              Dude... You have full access to my terminal server and in general the issues I report are not specific to my user account. So please let me work and do your thing without bothering me. When you have a lead and need my input please report back to me.

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                                Dude you and me got different kinks entirely.

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                                  Dude you and me got different kinks entirely.

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                                  You should try this with people washing their hands in the bathroom, works 100% of the time.

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                                    Yeah, that's me. Patrike Swayzee virtually wrapping my flabby arms around your two sizes too small discount fabric office wheelie chair with a leaky piston. Our mutual guts not even getting in the way because of the wonders of virtual scream manipulation.

                                    I don't even brush the encrusted dead skin cells off your keys down into your Dorito/Cheeto dust filled keyboard as I quietly close page after page of WebMD, Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter to get the CPU to a baseline so I can find out what's causing high utilization. Hint: it's probably that "free poker" application you downloaded on Friday that's trying to do a combination of Bitcoin mining and key logging, or maybe that free "AI chat friend" that wants nothing but your well-being and for some "unknown" reason, the last four of your social security number.

                                    Rest assured, at the end of the call, I will tell you once again not to download stupid non-work related crap, and assure you that I can't see your screen (nor whould I want to) at any point during the day without the little badge popping up in the lower right hand corner saying I'm looking at your screen. I mean, it's a lie I totally could for sure make your box send me a screenshot but that is literally the last thing I would want to see in a day here.

                                    It's just a modern day love story...

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                                      I love gently pressing an empty glass tube into my arm

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                                      And the walrus tusks glass and wood sticking out of his mouth.

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                                        Ugh... There's this sales / tech guy for this atrocious software I have to use. Everytime I have an issue and report it to him, he's like "Oh, give me remote access and let me see if I can fix it right away."

                                        Dude... You have full access to my terminal server and in general the issues I report are not specific to my user account. So please let me work and do your thing without bothering me. When you have a lead and need my input please report back to me.

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                                        But the more obtrusive his support is the harder you work to sort out your own problems.

                                        And if he doesn't log at least 6 hours worth of work, there's either going to be every structure or maybe they'll offshore his support.

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                                          Is this dependency injection?

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                                          Your comment is incredible and I want to thank you for it, because now I will use it to tease my Java coworkers until the end of time

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