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  • V [email protected]

    As somebody who works in service desk, we love it when the users let us work away. Don’t go too far though, I might need you on standby to enter your creds

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    I don't do support like that anymore, but I hated users dropping off their laptop and stating they would be back after their one hour meeting only for you to need their credentials within 2 minutes and the person not showing back up for several hours, to then complain it's not fixed. And no, I refused to reset their password without consent. Usually they wouldn't even give you the time to ask for that.

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    • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      The AI slop version

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      picture so bad it's got the whiskey smoking.

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        When you have to give him remote access to install the new endpoint injection protection

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        Is this dependency injection?

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        • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          The AI slop version

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          I love gently pressing an empty glass tube into my arm

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            This is why I always insist on having the IT guy stop by in-person.

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              picture so bad it's got the whiskey smoking.

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              He's upset because he got a pair of kiiiiiqueeeeseveeeeaccces

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                Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming:
                https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

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                • gladiusb@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                  I take it as a break. Hang out on my phone and let them figure it out.

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                  Ugh... There's this sales / tech guy for this atrocious software I have to use. Everytime I have an issue and report it to him, he's like "Oh, give me remote access and let me see if I can fix it right away."

                  Dude... You have full access to my terminal server and in general the issues I report are not specific to my user account. So please let me work and do your thing without bothering me. When you have a lead and need my input please report back to me.

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                    Dude you and me got different kinks entirely.

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                      Dude you and me got different kinks entirely.

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                      You should try this with people washing their hands in the bathroom, works 100% of the time.

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                        Yeah, that's me. Patrike Swayzee virtually wrapping my flabby arms around your two sizes too small discount fabric office wheelie chair with a leaky piston. Our mutual guts not even getting in the way because of the wonders of virtual scream manipulation.

                        I don't even brush the encrusted dead skin cells off your keys down into your Dorito/Cheeto dust filled keyboard as I quietly close page after page of WebMD, Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter to get the CPU to a baseline so I can find out what's causing high utilization. Hint: it's probably that "free poker" application you downloaded on Friday that's trying to do a combination of Bitcoin mining and key logging, or maybe that free "AI chat friend" that wants nothing but your well-being and for some "unknown" reason, the last four of your social security number.

                        Rest assured, at the end of the call, I will tell you once again not to download stupid non-work related crap, and assure you that I can't see your screen (nor whould I want to) at any point during the day without the little badge popping up in the lower right hand corner saying I'm looking at your screen. I mean, it's a lie I totally could for sure make your box send me a screenshot but that is literally the last thing I would want to see in a day here.

                        It's just a modern day love story...

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                          I love gently pressing an empty glass tube into my arm

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                          And the walrus tusks glass and wood sticking out of his mouth.

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                          • sockenklaus@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                            Ugh... There's this sales / tech guy for this atrocious software I have to use. Everytime I have an issue and report it to him, he's like "Oh, give me remote access and let me see if I can fix it right away."

                            Dude... You have full access to my terminal server and in general the issues I report are not specific to my user account. So please let me work and do your thing without bothering me. When you have a lead and need my input please report back to me.

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                            But the more obtrusive his support is the harder you work to sort out your own problems.

                            And if he doesn't log at least 6 hours worth of work, there's either going to be every structure or maybe they'll offshore his support.

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                              Is this dependency injection?

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                              Your comment is incredible and I want to thank you for it, because now I will use it to tease my Java coworkers until the end of time

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                                Yeah, that's me. Patrike Swayzee virtually wrapping my flabby arms around your two sizes too small discount fabric office wheelie chair with a leaky piston. Our mutual guts not even getting in the way because of the wonders of virtual scream manipulation.

                                I don't even brush the encrusted dead skin cells off your keys down into your Dorito/Cheeto dust filled keyboard as I quietly close page after page of WebMD, Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter to get the CPU to a baseline so I can find out what's causing high utilization. Hint: it's probably that "free poker" application you downloaded on Friday that's trying to do a combination of Bitcoin mining and key logging, or maybe that free "AI chat friend" that wants nothing but your well-being and for some "unknown" reason, the last four of your social security number.

                                Rest assured, at the end of the call, I will tell you once again not to download stupid non-work related crap, and assure you that I can't see your screen (nor whould I want to) at any point during the day without the little badge popping up in the lower right hand corner saying I'm looking at your screen. I mean, it's a lie I totally could for sure make your box send me a screenshot but that is literally the last thing I would want to see in a day here.

                                It's just a modern day love story...

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                                If it helps I've never done the slightest thing like that haha.

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                                  You should try this with people washing their hands in the bathroom, works 100% of the time.

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                                  Do it with men as they use the urinals. Make sure to give them a gentle smooch on the cheek while you do. Just to be friendly.

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                                  • mothra@mander.xyzM [email protected]

                                    Okay so I know not to ask any Patricks or ghosts to do pottery with me from behind. Hate when someone else controls my desktop remotely

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                                    One of the reasons I quit my last job.

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                                      If it helps I've never done the slightest thing like that haha.

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                                      Don't worry baby, I'll ease you through it ... /s

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                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wlltn6_8Ec

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                                          No, that is not realistic, I know he is wearing a furry suit & I'm def picturing it that way.

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