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Release your inhibitions

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      Imagine having a son and thinking you're going to outrun him.

      He's doing laps around your wheezing ass.

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        Imagine having a son and thinking you're going to outrun him.

        He's doing laps around your wheezing ass.

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        You could sprint for maybe a minute.

        Have you seen the amount of energy these kids have? There's no escape.

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          You could sprint for maybe a minute.

          Have you seen the amount of energy these kids have? There's no escape.

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          I have chased a 3-year-old around a room for ten minutes, then watched her run downstairs and dead sprint a full three blocks to her friend's house when she realized she was late to a party. Meanwhile I just clutched my knees and gasped "Look both ways... before... street".

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            It's only ridiculous because it's the mom in the picture, not the dad. Many men do think that way and act on it.

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              It's only ridiculous because it's the mom in the picture, not the dad. Many men do think that way and act on it.

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              Hey, I hear therapy is pretty cool.

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                Hey, I hear therapy is pretty cool.

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                Yeah, but the men who walk away from their families usually don't believe in it!

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                  Is this slenderwoman?

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