Not surprised

[ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.world]

[grumpyleb@lemmus.org]

Ok, that made me laugh, the feathered equivalent of a honey badger. Bullies!

[deegeese@sopuli.xyz]

I’m going to bite you and poop on your front steps.

[addition@sh.itjust.works]

I hiss loudly at my local geese to let them know not to fw me.

[tin@feddit.uk]

Why is the third panel a different species?!

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

To see if you would notice.

[hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org]

You take that back right now.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Good riddance!

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

I'm gonna do that, to the goose.

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

But are they of the Canada variety?

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Unzip your jacket and flap it like wings a bit too.

[rivalarrival@lemmy.today]

Fucking cobra chickens.

[flexibletoast@lemmy.world]

It's the biggest thing that show got wrong.

[bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca]

Yeah, it's called a Canada goose

[comador@lemmy.world]

Swans: Wheeew, skipped.

[sartalon@lemmy.world]

It is my theory that the reason Canadians are so much more friendly and polite than their southern neighbors is that the Canada goose sucks in all the hate and discontent it can, whilst there.

Then shits it all over us while migrating.

Then repeats the cycle.

[sirico@feddit.uk]

They're the reason they get so honk

[denjin@lemmings.world]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oK4Q5G1asI

They say Canada Gooses, the caption writer done messed up.

[venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org]

I love feeding swans. They hiss a lot but they've never attacked me. They're just big enough to fight back if they need to so they're not all that skittish but when they're not nesting they're all bark no bite in my experience unless maybe you try to pet them or some other stupid shit

[ryanliu@lemmy.world]

As a taiwanese, geese tastes great. Maybe my favourite poultry.