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He is trying his best, okay? 🥺

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    Don't misgender her, okay?

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    Oh, my bad, sorry.

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      You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down...assuming its still alive

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        Oh, my bad, sorry.

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        Don't listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl

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          This has killed the lobster.

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          He's just pining for the fjords

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            Using the toddler ninja move of going limp

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              He's just pining for the fjords

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              He's dead! Deceased! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you weren't holding him up to a camera, he'd be happily pushing up the daisies! This is an EX lobster!

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                I think it just wants a belly rub.

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                  Why is it unacceptable?

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                    Why is it unacceptable?

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                    It's too dramatic

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                      Why is it unacceptable?

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                      Don’t feed the crustaceanist.

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                        Why is it unacceptable?

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                        Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.

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                          That would be a good band name.

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                            Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.

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                            Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

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                              Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

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                                Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

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                                Yeah I should have clarified, You want them alive up until youre cooking them. No need to make them suffer any more than needed.

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                                  Don't listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl

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                                  And Osiris.

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                                    And Osiris.

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                                    He has no obligation.

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                                      Rock (Bottom) Lobster!

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