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I hope i don't get downvoted for this

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  • L [email protected]

    So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet...

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    #91

    Oh well. There they go. A shame I guess.

    Anyway.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      I kinda would rather be attracted to feet, if I'm honest.

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      I oscillate between wishing I was attracted to basically everyone with every possible kink (outside of the unethical options) and no attraction at all.

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      • C [email protected]

        Breasts are larger than they need to be, and they're that size all the time. One hypothesis is that they're used to signal sexual maturity and attract mates.

        But aside from that, breasts and nipples are definitely a bigger erogenous zone than most parts of the body, probably second only to genitals. And they're directly involved in reproduction as you need them to feed babies.

        And most importantly, most societies view them as sexual even if some don't. So what makes something sexual anyway? That's a subjective thing, it works by consensus.

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        Right. Breasts serve a function related to reproduction - feeding children. But breast size is largely decoupled from a given breast's ability to feed children. So why do some women have needlessly big breasts? Because breasts are an example of human sexual dimorphism, and so emphasizing them increases sexual fitness since potential mates' brains will think "boobs = female = horny. More boobs = more female = more horny."

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        • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

          Aren't you a furry?

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          artist

          Is...is that an offer or are you saying op is wrong

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            Idk man, I love touching my friend's feet

            My cat's paws I mean (My cat is my friend)

            I can only touch it for like 1 second and quickly retreat. It's tempting to touch it for longer, but it's risky (I can get PAW'ed; aka: she swings the paws at me)

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            Cats do be weird about touching their paws

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            • grrgyle@slrpnk.netG [email protected]

              It's why obese people aren't considered attractive

              If you look up the definition of what is considered "obese" for your height, I think you'd find this is largely false.

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              #96

              ...what are you talking about?

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              • V [email protected]

                My guy we are literally the only creature on the entire planet with a sense of shame who covers our body. If you don't think there's benefit to at least understanding why this enormous difference exists, I can't even begin to fathom what your mind is like

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                There's a hell of a lot that separates us from other animals. Throw your smartphone in the trash and go frolic in the woods for the rest of your life if you are so convinced that thousands of years of human socialization is a mistake.

                I don't like being called a deviant...because I like that wearing clothes is the norm? Maybe in return I'd posit that you're actually a bunch of perverts who enjoy casual sexual encounters, and all this talk about normalization is bullshit?

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                  Fella haven’t seen pretty feet yet.

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                  As a non-foot guy, I'm curious what you think would turn me

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Don't mean to brag, but I had a cat who would let me touch her feet and even grab those BEANS.

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                    I like squeezing them and making the claws extend and retract.

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                      deer god

                      deer god

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                      • B [email protected]

                        As a non-foot guy, I'm curious what you think would turn me

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                        • exusia@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                          artist

                          Is...is that an offer or are you saying op is wrong

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                          I'm not a furry but you guys rp as much as you want to. Idk

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                          • M [email protected]

                            aww this looked so much funnier when I thought the flap over the face was a beak, the face was a malformed turkey wattle, and the ear a mostly lidded eye. Looks like such a derpy bird that way, but nooo it has to be a human face!

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                            #103

                            That is the Forest Spirit from the movie Princess Mononoke. Wonderful movie if you haven't seen it! Watches more like a Disney movie than an anime.

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                            • T [email protected]

                              That is the Forest Spirit from the movie Princess Mononoke. Wonderful movie if you haven't seen it! Watches more like a Disney movie than an anime.

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                              Tangent: Who is the protagonist in that film?

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                              • K [email protected]

                                I don't mean to offend you, but do you still feel non-sexual attraction towards a particular or both genders?

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                                Not OP, but typically asexual is perceived as not having any sexual attraction/having minimal sexual attraction to anyone, regardless of gender. It's like the opposite of pansexual (attraction to anyone regardless of gender).

                                Everything is a spectrum of course, which is why people talk about the graysexual area, where you have some attraction but there's extra things that make it not the "typical" experience of allosexuals (those who experience sexual attraction). Things like Demisexual (attraction only after having a close bond), Aegosexual (having sexual arousal and fantasies, but you don't think of yourself in those fantasies), etc. These are all microlables to help people narrow down how they feel.

                                So if you have a distinct and noticeable sexual attraction to one gender, you probably are allosexual (straight, lesbian, gay, etc.). Note, however, that romantic ≠ sexual, and you can be asexual but only date men, or be asexual and date both men and women.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                  deer god

                                  deer god

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                                  What eldritch horror have u shown me

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                                  • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                                    I mean sure, you do you. If everyone wore gloves in a parallel timeline, you'd probably want chin scratches.

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                                    I love head scratches! I'm also bald, so how could I not?

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                                      #108

                                      When I was born, god gave me a choice.

                                      I said, "I'll take the Autism, please."

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                                      • samus12345@lemm.eeS [email protected]

                                        I like squeezing them and making the claws extend and retract.

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                                        your cat lets you do that?!

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                                        • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                                          I'm not a furry but you guys rp as much as you want to. Idk

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                                          you guys

                                          :weirdge: and just like that I became a furry IG

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