Can't wait
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I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash
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Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.
Come on now, you're making soylent green sound so industrial and devoid of feeling.
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Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.
A major problem is that the demographics for Millennial retirement are a lot worse than for Boomers. Boomers at least had a decent number of millennials to help support them in retirement.
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To be fair basically every futurama character (except maybe Fry) is a bully
But I love watching it for some reason.
Kif is a bully?
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Retirement?
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I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash
Fine, hearts of iron; all the survivors will be weird esoteric fascists by then anyway.
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Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.
They will!
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Dwight is literally a fascist and usually only falls for Jim's pranks because of his fascism
Extra reason to Futurama.
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Futurama has good science and absurdists jokes, but there is a LOT on Futurama that has not aged well at all, especially from a gender and sexuality standpoint.
Perfect! We can do discourse!
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Fine, hearts of iron; all the survivors will be weird esoteric fascists by then anyway.
Now you mention it, I would like to die taking some fascists with me, rather than from some suck ass old age pathology. Now I have way too much to loose, but in my old age, I'm going to be dead anyways, so why not. Maybe we see a rise in Luigis
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I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash
Yeah smash destroys the hands of 30 years olds in the scene.
What I'm looking forward to in retirement is finally cracking into games like Dwarf Fortress, Factorio, and Caves of Qud
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A major problem is that the demographics for Millennial retirement are a lot worse than for Boomers. Boomers at least had a decent number of millennials to help support them in retirement.
Oh my God not this birthrate bullshit.
Birthrates aren't down by much globally. Just learn a language and don't be a piece of shit to the rest of the world.
Maybe rationalize labor practices and add some automation while you're at it.
What's really gonna stop us retiring is climate change
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I had the full run of the The Office on video. I had video editing software. I had it all planned out, how I was going to edit out 90% the Jim scenes from The Office, so I could play the whole thing on loop without intro or outro or the worst parts of the last two seasons.
Then I stared in the mirror for a long time and I was like: wtf am I doing with my life? And I haven't watched The Office since.
fuckin screencapped
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Nindendo games? Ew. I was thinking dungeons and dragons
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I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash
The older I get (40's now), the more I think about how I probably won't be able to fully enjoy video games like I thought i would. My vision which was always perfect is starting to show issues already, whenever I pick up a game I almost always nod off or fall asleep within an hour or 2 and almost nothing prevents it. My hands will sometimes lose sensation and I have to drop my hand down and stretch it to regain feeling... I feel like I'll be like that guy in the twilight zone who outlived everyone and was finally able to read all the books he ever wanted but then immediately stepped on his glasses.
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Perfect! We can do discourse!
Elder fight clubs where we all beat up the MAGA millennials.
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Fine, hearts of iron; all the survivors will be weird esoteric fascists by then anyway.
Don't forget about the commune of trans girls who will also weirdly be into Hearts of Iron and Warhammer 40k
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Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.
Boomers are starting to become homeless. Their kids the millennials will have it worse, as most millennials can't afford a starter home. Retirement will look like homelessness for many of them.
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Oh, yah. Millennials are going to be so different from every generation that existed before.
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I've thought about this a few times, and this sounds accurate to me.
