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    To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

    That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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    How often has this happend to you?

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

      wtf is pajama day?

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      August 29 1997, the day pajamas became self-aware.

      Actually it's a thing schools do (in the US, at least), like casual day except that the kids wear pajamas to school.

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        Probably best to stop letting the pig in the bed, too.

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-and-max-a-love-story-made-in-hollywood-427257.html

        Occasionally, all that squealing can come in handy, like the early morning hours of 16 January 1994, when the Northridge earthquake shook most of Los Angeles, prompting shortlived but very real fears that the Big One had struck.

        ...

        Max was in bed with me and woke up minutes before it happened. And I was yelling at him for waking me up, when everything just exploded. So, I'm naked with Max, and running ... because I'm in a house on a hill, and if it's going down I want to be up on the street, dodging the next house.

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          To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

          That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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          I keep a robe and also shorts near my bed. If there's a huge catastrophe that doesn't allow me to get either of those on, oh well.

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            I used to sleep naked but now I wear pajama(s?) inspired by early RHCP to stay decent for this kind of situation

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              To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

              That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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              I don't sleep in my glasses and I don't sleep in my shoes and coat in winter. I'll have to get dressed anyway--possibly just in glasses, shoes, and long coat.

              My bigger worry is that my dog isn't currently wearing his harness and ID (he had a bath). I'd have to either toss him in a crate and carry him out, or get him dressed in his harness.

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                To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn't a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.

                Now early package delivery? The number of times I've received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don't know that!

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                • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                  Here's the thing... When you're neurodivergent and any clothing you wear to bed will twist and wrinkle and keep you awake every night, you have to weigh the quality of sleep every night vs the rare instance of an emergency. I choose sleep. But I also have a robe next to my bed.

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                  Y'all have 5% spandex fittet sheets too?

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                    To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                    That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                    Do you not go outside because a meteorite could hit you?

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                      My GF is a naked sleeper....it's awesome.

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                        Ehhhh...It's pajama day, not "what you wear while sleeping" day. Pajamas are a type of clothing, ranging from little kid onesies to lounge pants/shorts and an oversized shirt.

                        For example, I wear pajama pants and a t-shirt in the evening, but strip down to my boxers before getting in bed. If I participated in pajama day, I'd wear the bottoms and my funniest t-shirt, not just boxers.

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                          Never understood naked sleepers

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                          • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                            Basketball shorts are my normal attire. I've also been a caregiver for many years for my mom, and I can assure you, in an urgent situation, I can have the shorts on before I stand. I'm a pro at wake up, reach down and grab, and slide my legs into them as I'm standing. It literally takes no more time for me than it would to walk out of my room naked. They sit directly on top of my flip flops that I also slide into as I stand up. Shirts take more time, but that's less important for me as a guy (still pretty important as a fat guy that hates being shirtless beyond what I can even explain).

                            That said, not everyone is such a seasoned professional. Robe is probably the better call. I'd wear a robe more often if I could find one that wasn't so hot, I can only handle them in deepest of winter

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                            I now imagine people training wake up.

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                              To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                              That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                              if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                              I had a teacher whose building was set on fire by a crazy person. The firemen banged on his door at 2am and told him to evacuate as he was (he lived just below the arsonist)

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                                Well, it's pajamas day, not "wear what you do to bed day".

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  Probably best to stop letting the pig in the bed, too.

                                  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-and-max-a-love-story-made-in-hollywood-427257.html

                                  Occasionally, all that squealing can come in handy, like the early morning hours of 16 January 1994, when the Northridge earthquake shook most of Los Angeles, prompting shortlived but very real fears that the Big One had struck.

                                  ...

                                  Max was in bed with me and woke up minutes before it happened. And I was yelling at him for waking me up, when everything just exploded. So, I'm naked with Max, and running ... because I'm in a house on a hill, and if it's going down I want to be up on the street, dodging the next house.

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                                  Sounds like I should get a bed pig.

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                                  • D [email protected]

                                    To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                                    That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                                    I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options...

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                                      I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options...

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                                      In my comment i mean i am afraid to have a fire and leave the house naked not because i would be cold, but because i would be butt naked on the street

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn't a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.

                                        Now early package delivery? The number of times I've received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don't know that!

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                                        Hm never thought of a robe, that's a good fast way to be covered.

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                                          How often has this happend to you?

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                                          Lol never, it's an anxiety thought of mine, including other similar scenarios.

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