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    this post stinks

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      1000032418

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          This is either Norwegian or Danish.

          It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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            https://youtu.be/CixbO5wh1es

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              That kind of speed is called hastighet in Swedish..

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                This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                Probably Denmark then. European route E47 goes from Germany to Sweden, E55 from Greece to Sweden. In Denmark they share the same physical road for a while.

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                  Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

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                    This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                    It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                    Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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                      What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                        Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

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                          What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                          I guess you need to expect your farts being controlled over the next 2-12 km.

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                            What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                            It's not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are "controlling the farts".

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                              Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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                              'Fart' does refer to speed occasionally, but the key here is that it's always called 'Hastighetskontroll' in Swedish. Note the double 'L' in 'kontroll' and the compounding of 'hastighet' and 'kontroll'.

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                              • G [email protected]

                                This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                                It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                                I guess this is where we get “haste”?

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                                  This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                                  It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                                  You're just fartblind.

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                                    I am only learning this now??!?!

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                                      It's not the fart that kills, but the smell.

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                                        You're never going to believe this -

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                                        • bort@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

                                          You're never going to believe this -

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                                          Unbelievable

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