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      This is either Norwegian or Danish.

      It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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        https://youtu.be/CixbO5wh1es

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          That kind of speed is called hastighet in Swedish..

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            This is either Norwegian or Danish.

            It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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            Probably Denmark then. European route E47 goes from Germany to Sweden, E55 from Greece to Sweden. In Denmark they share the same physical road for a while.

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              Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

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                This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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                  What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                    Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

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                    • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                      What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                      I guess you need to expect your farts being controlled over the next 2-12 km.

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                      • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

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                        It's not km/h, just km. So maybe from km 2 to km 12 on this road, they are "controlling the farts".

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                          Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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                          'Fart' does refer to speed occasionally, but the key here is that it's always called 'Hastighetskontroll' in Swedish. Note the double 'L' in 'kontroll' and the compounding of 'hastighet' and 'kontroll'.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                            It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                            I guess this is where we get “haste”?

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                              This is either Norwegian or Danish.

                              It's true that 'fart' means speed in Swedish, but in this context 'hastighet' would be used (~'hastiness').

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                              You're just fartblind.

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                                I am only learning this now??!?!

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                                  It's not the fart that kills, but the smell.

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                                    You're never going to believe this -

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                                    • bort@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

                                      You're never going to believe this -

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                                      Unbelievable

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                                        I will never not laugh at this

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                                          Hmm I've been to Sweden and I've seen many fart kontrol signs. I know because I took funny selfies in front of them

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                                          then you weren't in sweden. we dont even signpost them.

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