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    grumpy cat.. simpler times

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      This is so accurate lol.

      I would love one that is pain driven development. Because the only thing that actually gets done is triage.

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      I gave it a shot

      Edit: I had another thought

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        Its better than Demo driven development.

        Where you spend a sprint building things out and working closely with the client, only for them to say that its all wrong and it needs to be this way during the demo.

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        Fire your PO!

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          I gave it a shot

          Edit: I had another thought

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          I love it! Thanks!!

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            Fire your PO!

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            Is the deputy PO. She is recently promoted and doesn't understand the concept of agile development. It is frustrating but she is working on that fault.

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              i see you haven't had to pleasure of using office 365

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              That's what the three "code" blocks in Teams are for, right?

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                Is the deputy PO. She is recently promoted and doesn't understand the concept of agile development. It is frustrating but she is working on that fault.

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                I mean, assuming the sprint was reasonable, 2-4 weeks, then I am pretty sure you described an agile workflow, you delivered quickly, showed it to the customer and got fast feedback on what's wrong.

                Ofc it could be that those were things that could have been caught earlier by asking some questions of the customer, but without that information I would say your description of what happened matches agile.

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                  Don't forget about meta-meetings to describe why having more meetings somehow has not resulted in greater levels of productivity.

                  Not joking btw, I just did that yesterday.

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                    Don't forget about meta-meetings to describe why having more meetings somehow has not resulted in greater levels of productivity.

                    Not joking btw, I just did that yesterday.

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                    My company has a meta scrum.

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                      I love it! Thanks!!

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                      I had another thought, added another one to the original reply.

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