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And you still don't believe in God?

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      What's the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That's my grandmother's level. She's a nice woman but doesn't claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

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        What's the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That's my grandmother's level. She's a nice woman but doesn't claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

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        Raisins to chocolate is absolutely god tier

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          Raisins to chocolate is absolutely god tier

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          Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

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            Our savior! Under his eye!

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              Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

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              Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky's the limit and everything, and that's what you settle on?

              Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that'd be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I'm not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but... I'm just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that's like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we're being honest.

              Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power

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                I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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                  Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky's the limit and everything, and that's what you settle on?

                  Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that'd be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I'm not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but... I'm just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that's like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we're being honest.

                  Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power

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                  Shhh, you're frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don't overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

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                    Jesus warranted being followed even if he didn't perform any miracles... I mean, whatever connection you think he had to God, the man was a brave anti-imperialist and revolutionary thinker (and a proto-feminist/egalitarian too), after all. Then the Romans hollowed out his ideology and the rest is history.

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                      I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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                      BURN THE HEATHEN!

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                        Shhh, you're frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don't overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

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                        Yeah I'm really quivering over here

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                          The real miracle was creating chocolate chip cookies 1,908 years or so before they were invented.

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                            I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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                            There are dozens of us, dozens!

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                              I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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                              As long as they are done properly, with a bit of cinnamon at least, they are delicious.

                              I've had both good and bad versions.

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                                But would Jesus complain if there was a mistake in his order, would he swap it himself or just let it be?

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                                  I don't ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let's go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent... I mean rip and pop.

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