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    Your mom

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      He’s called 30mgGummy??

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      40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

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      • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

        40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

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        I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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          Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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            I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

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              I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

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                I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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                I'm in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don't eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

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                  Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

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                    Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

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                    Literally just got done watching it preparing my anus for number 2!

                    Still waiting on my pre-order for space balls the flamethrower....

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                      sandwich!

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                        Cheesy fries

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                          Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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                            5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

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                              Hi Adobo 🥰

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                                I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

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                                  Guinea pig.

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                                    Pot roast.

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                                      Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

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                                        Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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                                        But pussy isn't!

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                                          Antidepressants

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